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End of the World May 21st: The Essential Rapture Survival Guide

Harold Camping says the rapture is coming May 21. Here’s what you need in case Judgment Day is truly upon us.

 

89-year-old California pastor Harold Camping, the founder of Family Radio Worldwide, claims that the rapture is coming Saturday, May 21, 2011 and that the world will officially end Oct. 21, 2011. Camping’s basing this on a complex ("made up") mathematical formula that even Will Hunting couldn’t solve. (Yes, I realize Hunting is a fictional character, but at this point, I’m not convinced Camping is real either.)

For some reason, perhaps a slow news cycle, respected media outlets are giving Camping’s prediction ample ink.  I thought it was only appropriate for Altadena Patch to weigh in too and give Altadena residents a few helpful hints to make it through the weekend.

We’ll find out by the end of the day if Camping’s math adds up. And just in case he’s right, here are five Judgment Day necessities that you should pick up to prepare for the big day.

1. Toilet paper – Obviously. Stock up at one of our local groceries.

2. Water - Another no-brainer. Hydration is a staple of any good rapture gameplan. 

3. Music –It's not too late to check out Altadena's independent record store.  If you'd rather read a book by one of Altadena's local author, stop by Websters.

4. Sweatpants – If the world’s going down, might as well get comfortable. You might have to leave town to get the lowest price on department store sweat pants though.

5. Shake Weight - The world may be ending but that doesn't mean you need to stop caring about your health. With the Shake Weight, you can get strong and sculpted arms that will be the talk of the post-apocalyptic dating scene.

Alright, you’re all set. No go out there and give ‘em he--! Er…. or something.

Related Topics: Harold Camping, May 21, end of the world 2011, end of the world may 21st, judgment day 2011, may 21 judgement day, may 21 rapture, and may 21 rapture
Do you think Camping deserves all the press he's getting? Are you doing anything differently this weekend? Tell us in the comments.

annamarie

10:17 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

HHAROLD CAMPING IS NOT A CHRISTIAN!

No True Christian would follow this man. He is an arrogant Old fool who believes his own Bible translations.

His followers are the worst, they trust “HAROLD CAMPING INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE…NOT THE BIBLE!

Harold Camping is a horrible Bible teacher

SEE HERE HIS FAILED PREDICTION http://haroldcamping-21.blogspot.com/2011/05/lesson-of-harold-camping-and-his-failed.html

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Lily

1:15 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

THANK YOU! gosh i can not wait to see the looks on peoples faces when the world doesnt end :) i am also i christian and i dont think he is at all.

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joe

2:41 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

@annamarie and all christians. Harold Camping is a Christian, he reads probably the same bible that you do, he just interprets the contents differently then you. I like how most christians turn against their fellow christians if they interpret the same bible a little differently then they do, Shows your true colors.

charliesommers

10:24 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I am very disappointed. I live in Tennessee, the heart of the bible belt, and expected to see many of my God fearing neighbors spirited off to their eternal reward. I had planned on standing in front of a local liquor store in hopes that the owner was a good Christian and would be "raptured" straight out of his store. Then I was going to join in the looting and try to get a few dozen bottles of a good 23 year old single malt scotch, a staple of we heathen, fornicating, booze swilling nonbelievers. Ah well, maybe next time.

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Reber Cribb III

10:26 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

God stated that we wouldn't know when the end of the world came. That is why we need to always be prepared. Also, if the end of the world was really coming, a survival guide isn't gonna help. You can't really hide from god and escape the rapture. Anyway, see ya tommorrow.

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nakeisha johnson

10:28 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This is ridicuous, the bible says that no man know the day nor the hour and if it is written then thats what we should follow. the bible also says beware of false prophets. if jesus doesnt even know then why would god tell us. i pray for this man and may god give him the truth. because it will set you free.

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forger

10:44 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

the bible says that man will enever know the day or the hour of the time when jesus come. this is a but just a lie. who would belive all this.?

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Althea Garrraway

10:46 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

i dont think any man of God will come to people with these kind of allegation not sayin it may not be a message to us but he is readin fro another bible,because mines surely says no one not eve the angels of heaven will kno the time nor place.

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mary

10:58 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

By my BIBLE that is right, no one knows the da or time of his return. I grew up christian, an I do know that much. Not to say that we are in the times with everything going on , but no one ( KNOWS).

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mari ybarra

10:59 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

It's pretty creepie to me. What can we do? NOTHING! He can b right or wrong.

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Adam Scheels

11:00 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This guy is nuttier than squirel turds. If its the end, God will take us and there will be nothing we can do about it. Live your life, I am. See ya all at Sunday mass.

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steve

11:05 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Im travelling to heaven right now. oh wait . Im just drunk

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Doctor Doom

11:17 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Cute. I hope it fans the flames young Skywalker!

zack covington

11:06 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

i personaly think this guy is retarded i mean who in the world would believe this guy and not only that like evryone else says no man will know the day or hour of when it will happen

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Maplecakes

11:07 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Ignorant that's what this old fool is! How could anything he says be true when it is on my watch 8:05 in Paris and 7:05 in London sorry old man the world is not going to end take down your bill boards im tired of seeing them and I'm tired of hearing everyone preach about "god"

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Doctor Doom

11:28 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

If everyone "preached" about God, perhaps this would be a much subtler, stable world in which to live? Granted, it may seem more irritating because no one other than Tibetan monks appear to want to live, eat, and breathe the gospel 24/7 (or at least their version). But think of the tranquil nature that presumably more humans may exhibit if they ALL in fact did believe the word (and tried to live by it)? Here's hoping that everyone voicing a negative opinion of the final days (whenever they are) are saved and will rejoice in the rapture! P.S. I tend to agree that this man (at age 89) has probably went a bit too far in all this attention-getting and should probably revisit the word and stay away from mathematics. God bless.

Michael Smith

11:11 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Well it is May 21, 2011... where is the rapture this old coot talked about... oh wait he was probably on meds at the time and didn't know what he was saying that is why 80+ people shouldn't preach... its called retirement

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Shayne Collins

11:13 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Hello my name is Shayne i live in a small town called Johnson City TN, i believe that this man Mr.Harold Camping is under the attack by the Devil himself he is causing those that follow him to actualy believe that today is the day of judgement please everyone pray for him that's what Christ would want us to do.

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Marley

12:06 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

i call bullshit on all counts. The Devil? really? He's just a crazy old man who manipulates the stupid. Get over the Lucifer possesion stuff.

sandy

11:15 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

well,we all might not know if he is saying the truth or not cos the same bible also says in Amos 6;4 that jesus wont come till he reveals himself to his prophet and its also sayin in Mathew 26 downwards dat no 1 kws d hour or time..so lets just wait till the end of the day then we all can justify and judge Harold Camping,but the truth is: he has really put fear and has caused confusion in people

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Rev. Daniel W. Blair

11:16 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I am very sad for those who have been following this lie that the rapture will occur on May 21st. Even if they attempt to explain away “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven nor the Son, but only the Father” (Mark 13:32), they cannot explain away that most every Christian, theologian, scholar, and prophet from the first Century until the Nineteenth Century all believed that the church would go through the Great Tribulation and not escape through some secret rapture that would leave the world paralyzed. I pray that they will take a moment and read my book, “Final Warning” because the hour of is His judgment has come. http://www.revelation-truth.org

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Jonathan

11:18 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

The world is not going to end today! This fool doesnt know what hes talking about, he needs to read the true Bible the one that God made himself. For ppl that do or dont believe in him. And if i dont mind saying one of the Scriptures myself! It says or states. Gods words to his ppls, saying the world in billions of yrs from now, (BILLIONS!) the world will collade with the suns rays. As shall the world will seize to its ends. There ya go! This dumb fagit doesnt know what the heck hes truelly talking about. so people if ya wanna whats going to happen today on the 21 of yr 11 or 2000? Nothing not even 2012. . . . We are safe for another probably 10 billion to 30 billions yrs. As the sun the itself is so strong, it doesnt get weak untill that long of a tme. . . . . . I freaking tell ya, some people need to get their freaking and stop scring ppl to kill themselves for no good.

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Doctor Doom

11:52 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

DEAR JONATHAN;

Could you please send me or email me a copy of "God's Bible" that you claim you have that states "our world will collide with the suns rays in billions of years"? I've read & seen many Bible versions and even in my PDA electronic version, I can't find the word "billion" in ANY of them? Are you sure you have the correct "God's Bible"? Because as far as I know, there were ONLY 10 verses written by God in a "flaming column or finger upon stone tablets" and those were the commandments...the rest were notated, transcribed, and translated by MANY human beings through the ages and from language to language. Of course, this subscribes to the belief that you don't rely on some of the more popular tabloid type shows on TV that state God really gave Moses over 600 commandments on Mt Sinai and only these "Top 10" made it out intact? I guess the particles and pieces of the remainder reside within the Ark of the Covenant? Not sure since I wasn't there...I just have my bible to go on...darn it. Guess it will just have to do.

Geir Smith

11:20 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Hi,
This is the real News of the Revelation. Beware: anyone else saying they're bringing it,
are false christ and false prophets.
This alone is bringing the real Message. All others lie.
The message is that:
The day of Obama's victory news issue, the Lottery draw was 666 on Page 2, back-to-back with his victory headline news.
Spread this news massively, everywhere, to reach all in the world, through all media, means and methods.
Geir Smith. - His faith is Tibetan Tantric Buddhism the world’s highest form of culture in the world, having Tantrism, sexual Yoga etc... he studied 5 years at Paris Dauphine,the famous university (Tibetan language/culture); he did 8 months’ meditation retreat on the deity Naljorma and 28 years of scholar’s research on the Kalachakra deity; he’s it’s sole world-authority.
Here are the pictures of 666 and the Lottery:
Obama's victory in the front page headline news
http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6661of3-1.jpg?t=1305390672
Page 2, with the Lottery in the lower left side
http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6662of3-1.jpg?t=1305390865
Blow-up of the Lottery section and 666, the Mark of the Beast making Obama the Antichrist.
http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af229/GeirSmith/Obama6663of3-2.jpg?t=1305391048
This is the news of the Apocalypse.

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Michael Smith

11:25 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

that doesn't mean anything... a lot of stuff happens like that

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rick

11:30 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

LOL, go back to sleep.

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Geir Smith

12:17 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

No it can't be a coincidence.

That's the Mark of the Beast of 666 which starts off the revelation.

You should be happy not offended or surprised.

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Geir Smith

12:17 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

>rick
11:30am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

LOL, go back to sleep.>

Go back to the sleep - of going to hell fast.

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rick

12:24 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

LOL, you ,Geir are a fool.

Michael Smith

11:22 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

the world is going to end whenever the lord thinks it time for it to end... maybe in the next 1000 years.. more or less... see nobody knows... this guy is just a false prophet

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rick

11:27 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Doctor doom; all those degrees? sure. does not reflect in your writing.

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Doctor Doom

12:02 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Hey Rick,

I DO have ALL THOSE DEGREES and do NOT have to prove a thing to you. I did NOT state that they were in Theology or any other metaphysical science. They were, however, bestowed upon me after many years of study at LSU, OSU, WVU, and Cambridge. What about you? And just what in my writings reflect that I am ignorant and undeserving? Please, share with me your grand accomplishments and the reasons why you can write with small letters and bad punctuation and pass judgement on a man you've NEVER met?

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rick

12:28 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

LOL, no need to comment, you prove my point. Anyone who needs to proclaim all these honors and education is a fool and a liar. Not judgment, just common sense. Go ahead, comment on my punctuation and such..pathectic, ya know. you have not "made" a single point at all!
again..LOL!

Michael Smith

11:28 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

The true antichrist is lil wayne

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Michael Smith

11:30 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

No he just takes to much medication... he is 80+ years old there is no way that guy does not take anything

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Marley

12:09 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

or not enough medication....

Jonathan

11:29 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I am back with more truths and truths only. this man is so stupid even a retard knows this. :D and thats that! If this man reads a truthful Bible and righteous Bible. Maybe then will he smart, oh wait. . . He old, he doesnt knw much nomore. Maybe thats why, he tells us lies. About . . . " Hey look. . look here everybody, im gay, but can you believe this? The world ends today, I speak and come only with the truth" What a dumb and un smart old man this guy is. I tell ya people need to stop being so gay all the time and listen to the right people. People that actually know what they are talking about. I am smart, i am a Christain, i do believe in God and Jesus. And finally i know when the day or atleast a time frame when it will really end. It will end in a few billons of yrs from now. Im livng over in USA. in Virgina USA. . . . its going on 227 right. But im not afraid , and not scared because my freaking little brother told me about this. But it isnt true. My little is way not smarter than me. So dont be alarmed but this ending thing. For those that want to friend me I have a facebook account. Jonathan Cauley is my real name. Look me up and friend alright thanks.

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jhustan

11:30 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I think he works for lucifer! All that believed this are probably going to lose there faith and turn from God! Now wouldn't that be exactly what that s.o.b. would want? Matthew 24:36 is all we as TRUE Christians need to know. Pray for his followers that they don't lose there faith over this,as far as campers, he can kiss my ass!!!

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Doctor Doom

11:30 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Who's winning the hockey game and what's the score?

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asqual

11:34 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Bible says noone knows the time nor the day of Christs return. I hope every Christian knows that. We have to be ready all the time but we do not know when he coming back. It can any time or any day, but noone knows when.

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Soapy Johnson

11:36 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

If the world's about to end ... All the salty margaritas in Los Angeles, I'm gonna drink 'em up ...
http://placeitonluckydan.com/2011/05/earth-everything-must-go/

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Frank Thompson

11:46 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Organized religion is a joke...period. If you want to believe in talking serpents, virgin births, living in a whale for 3 days and a burning bush that talks, be my guest. I'll keep using my brain.

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Larry

11:47 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I pray and hope he is wrong...... we will see. hopefully our childeren's childeren will still be discussing when the end of days are coming.

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Marley

12:04 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

why should we discuss the end of days at all? Pesamistic bull shit, if the worlds ever gonna end its cause some crazy dictator gets his hands on a nuke.

CWiles

11:49 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

It doesn't matter when and how the world is going to end. Believe in Jesus as your Lord and Savior and live for Him daily. Whatever comes comes!

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Chad Brooks

11:56 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

According to my Mayan calendar we still have 579 days 3 hours and 46 minutes. So we are good for now!

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glberto hernandez

11:59 am on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I THINK THAT THIS IS BS I DONT BELIVE THIS CRAP HE NEEDS TO BE PUT IN A OLD FOLKS HOME THIS GUY IS FULL OF IT I BELIVE WHAT MAT. 24 TELLS ME NORTHE DAY NOR THE HOUR ERES UN DIABLO METIROSO

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Marley

12:02 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Its called attention, people tend to like it, especially this fool, but in case thats not enough, i am willing to bet anyone anywhere that the world will not end today. I'm Christian and i still think this is bullshit.

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Jesus H. Christ

12:02 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Why do people still talk about what the bible says? The bible and those who interpret it meanings and "predictions" have always been wrong, and whats amazing that the followers fall for same trip every time. Can't we all use our common sense and admit that the bible is an archaic piece of literature just like all other ancient texts and holds not real truth. It's 2012 people! Time to evolve, drop your childish superstitious nonsense.

Sincerely,
Jesus H. Christ

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katy ott

12:03 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

People you shouldn't just change because you think the rapture is coming anyways that is the worst way to believe you should believe because you want to because you know that he is real. you should be prepared at all times by being a good christian and believing

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katee

12:06 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

We all know this fool is lieing! according to him the end of the world is today, well what about other countries where its already tommarow?!?!?!?!? bet his senile old *** didnt think it ALL through!

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David Lundberg

1:10 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Well, apparently it is supposed to happen at 6 o'clock in every time zone starting with some little island in the pacific. And today is just the day that heaven-bound people will get sucked up into heaven. The end of the world (as Camping says) is supposed to be October 21st. Sorry, but if you are going to bash on some delusional old man do a little research about what youre talking about first.

Charles Swinehart

12:17 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Just for reference the bible clearly states that we would not know the day nor the hour of the lords return. Any person who claims other wise is clearly an ignorate fool. The bible also states that this is a world without end. The rapture in the bibe is the return of Christ for his people who are saved. It will happen in the blink of an eye. This would mark the beginning of a seven reign of power of the anti christ. After all of the this came to past the bible also states that the world would not end but a second world would be created. If you do not believe me then then go read the book revelation yourself.

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Ann Onimous

12:17 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Best end of the world advice?

http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/7717/7902672.jpg

Heed the word of the wise man Antoine Dodson

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Ashton Cervi

12:28 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

it also says in the bible that there will be FALSE PROPHETS so im going to listen to the word of god and not the word of man

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Lorrie B

12:32 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I say this..........we definatley should all be ready at all times...noone is perfect and we all have faults but i know for a fact that noone knows the date nor the time that our lord will come to take us all into heaven.....to some it may be scary and to some it may be a fabulous time....whatever it may be its gonna happen when it happends..pray daily and give god thanks for the days he has given us....because it could be today it could be tommarow ...for all we know it could be when our kids kids have kids.....who knows...love your family and make yourself ready because when he comes to take us home he will come like a theif in the night and take everyone who has aleways believed in him and those who have followed him ..not even for all there lives but since they have been saved and washed clean of thier sins........lifes short people and god is real..........whenever hes ready then i am too......people will say anything for attention but i say dont believe none of them ..trust in god!!!!

Lorrie from Ohio

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Doctor Doom

12:33 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Dear Geir,

I agree that "666" is clearly the mark of the Beast. But are we really to believe that it was to appear on the obverse page announcing news of Barack Obama's victory in an Illinois newspaper lottery number? Isn't the "popular" way of thinking that once a "World Order Bank" is established or some extension of the U.S. social security system, we are to see a "suffix" (of sorts) utilizing the numerals "666"??? I would hate to think that the Revelations warning sign came in the form of a lottery pick printed in an Illinois newspaper that MOST OF THE WORLD DOESN"T SUBSCRIBE TO OR EVEN KNOW ABOUT...unless they live in or near Chicago? Hello, Geir? Does any of that make sense? Don't you REALLY believe that it would tend to be on a more, let's say, global scale?

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Felicia

12:35 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Either way, if hes right or wrong we shouldbt fear the lord but rejoice that we get to go to the kingdom in heaven. I do nothing but pray for this man who is so wrongfuly puttin this lie into peoples hearts.

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Baker

12:43 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Yes everyone be a good christian and give the church 10% of your income because they say so. These are the ideas that are hindering the progression of society. How can you believe a book with so many contradictions? For example Noahs ark. If you read the dimensions and what it was supposed to contain you can easily see it's impossible. The only thing that will destroy humanity is itself or possibly some unforseen galactic occurrence. Even then there are organizations like NASA monitoring the skies for such things. Check it out http://astrobiology.nasa.gov/ask-an-astrobiologist/intro/nibiru-and-doomsday-2012-questions-and-answers . Now if we could all find a way to get along I think we should be pretty safe for awhile =)

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Reber Cribb III

9:50 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I actually rejoice in people that have differing opinions than me because in many places of the world, that is not possible. I believe that the bible is supported by science. With that in mind, I'm wondering, out of curiosity, if you could give me the dimensions of Noah's ark. It's not that I don't know. I'm just wondering as to what your opinions are based on what you've heard as to how big the ark was. Also, I was wondering what your belief is as far as evolution. If one believes in evolution, then the amount of animals AND INSECTS that existed at the time would have been able to comfortably fit in the ark. Also, why is it that they bible is obviously false. However, to debunk the bible people often bring up the THEORY of evolution which by the way is still a theory. A theory by which even Charles Darwin said had holes. Just wondering your position is on these issues. Not tryin to bash you. I'm a christian but I think stuff like this is just cool to talk about. Have a good one.

Christian1

12:44 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This harold guy should be ashame dnt he kno he's a man not god. Only god kno the day jesus wouuld return

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jimmy johnson

12:55 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Cant wait for my turn to burn in hell... oh wait... im still on earth... and still am.. huh. So mister christian predict-the-end at 89 obviously never read the bible. because I could swear it says not even jesus himself knew the end. So nless god himself comes to me and says its the end.. I think all you tin-foil heads ought to stop putting these billboards up. thank you.

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HOUSTONE_PRiNCESS713

1:00 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

OMG, STFU EVRY1 KNWS DiS NiGGA LYiN, WASN'T DA WORLD SUPPOSE 2 END LK 11 YRS AGO?? LOL, DOES EVRY1 REMEBER DAT?? MAYNE, QUiT WiT ALL DA FiGHtiN!! WE'LL C iF NE THNG HAPPNS 2DAY, C YA BiTCHEZ 2MRW, HAHAHA.......... DUMBASS OLD MAN!!

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David Lundberg

1:05 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Camping is the biggest scam artist. People have donated millions of dollars to his already $100 million Family Radio within the last 6 months. He has ruined many God-fearing gullible people's lives by convincing them that they will be judged on May 21st. He is just a decrepit old who happened to be the only person on the face of the planet to figure out what Revelations means and make some mad scientist formula out of the Bible. What a con. At least he's 89 and won't be able to do this much longer...

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Jesus H. Christ

1:08 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Charles while I agree with your point I have to disagree with the over used statement "The bible clearly states", because nothing is clearly stated in the bible, that's why people have been arguing and killing each other over interpretations. If the bible clearly stated things it would be something like this... On May 20, 2011 at 7:15 the world will end, so get to your sign making.

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Matt

1:09 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Only thing to end human life, I must protest that claim sir! I would have to say the heavy corporate greed in America.... probably spearheaded by the religious right in the first place... poses another good threat. What I dont get is how everyone is Christian and our world is quickening its pace to self-destruction. One thing is for certain... Christians tend to be the sheep that follow their shepard who is probably no where near the ideal Christian connception of God. In summation I would have to conclude... retards. Evidence of stupidity aside from my aforementioned reasoning... the right to procreate without limits. In a world of finite resources what makes any single person think that they can continue on like. Even animals piss in the corner, but the religious like to deficate on the world because some book written by man guided by the "voice of god" says so. If I walked around and started saying that today, I am almost certain to end up in a hospital. Yet most of you take this as "truth." Idiots.

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Mary Kay

1:11 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Well this sucks. The year the Canucks are gonna take the cup and the world is going to end before that happens. :)

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Bob Fulop

1:19 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This guy is much nuttier than squirrel turds !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yorky

1:20 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I don't think that the Bible is a good source for science, history, or morality. I find it useful primarily as literature. It has been said that it is quoted more than it is actually read. Thales (600 B.C.) founded science by noting that the world operates according to natural laws without the need for any gods and
that man can learn and understand these laws by reason. I base my cosmology on physics and reject any supernatural explanations.

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Bob Fulop

1:24 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This is God. Harold Camping, please call me. Thanks.

Harold

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Bob Fulop

1:26 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Harold,

What kind of TP do you recomend.

Thanks,
God

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Matt

1:27 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Yorky, you heretic. Basing your views on numbers and cause and effect relationship in the universe that allow for our modern day conveniences.

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yorky

1:31 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Thanks Matt, and thanks to the people who followed in Thales's foot steps that we have our computers
and the internet.

art

1:34 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

The answer here is very clear Harold Camping is the worlds biggest FOOL!!! Lord hear our prayer.

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Arma Geddon

1:41 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

And We thought Middle Easterners were Nuts!! 27 Virgins! ...No we got plenty of home grown Bible Belt Thumpers right here BTW I hear George Bush Is in a Bunker right now...call it a WMD..Weapon of Mass Dillusion, Lets not forget whom he owns his Presidency to...yeah Bible Thumpers and Bible Belt Nutjobs.

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Eric folsom

1:42 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

All I see is what the bible clearly states not to do...debating over the bible ,i was born a sinner and I was made in my heavenly fathers image ,ill leave as a sinner but he knows my heart and it kills people like yall that lived a so called christain life that im forgiving just like you all are .the day will come, if your not worried of your own jugement than why are you letting a man get you in a uproar ,no one has nothing to prove except god and when he does he is gonna show the hell out...lol better to be an open sinner than a false saint....

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2:29 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Matthew 24:36, 42 "No one knows about the day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, not the Son, but only the Father....Therefore keep watch because you do not know on what day your LORD will come."

dillon johnson

1:44 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This is ridiculous, they also think that zombies are gonna roam our world. Gosh people, get over yourself and stop pretending. It's not the end of the world and if it was I'd be partying like no other

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Tyler Williams

1:51 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

ok only the father can know when the world ends and its most likely not today yea i would be doing somthing fun if it was my last day of life like idk wat sumthing nobody would think of doing

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Alan

1:56 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Mr. Jesus H. Christ,
The Bible is very clear about some things. First, all of us rebel against god. Second, God sent His Son Jesus to die for our sins so we don't have to be punished. Third, if we believe this, we not be punished, we will go to heaven, not hell.

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Baker

2:21 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I get it now! We haven't been saying the password, that's why they won't listen, "ba-ram-you, ba-ram-you...

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2:27 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Read Matthew 24:36-54 to get the idea that no one can predict the end of the world.

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mario

2:28 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

thee is only 30 min left till the world ends so bye evryone =/

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Yellow Bunny

2:41 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

How are the ideas of original sin, atonement through sacrifice and eternal reward less ridiculous than the idea of a rapture? Why do people still choose to find "truth" in a few select passages after most of that book has been discovered as culturally obsolete, both scientifically and historically inaccurate, and most often downright silly? The specific date of judgment day is founded on the exact same amount of testable accurate data as the rest of the book. Then again, so are the ninja turtles.

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Lisa Maiorana

2:47 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

All I know is my credit card bills are due after the world ends so I think I'm in the clear....or is there truth in that old saying that the only thing left when the end of the world happens will be satan, keith richards & bill collectors?

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Logic

2:54 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

People need to find a new hobby, seriously. This end of the world prediction crap is getting old. And as of right now, most of the world is already on May 22nd...so whats the explanation for that??? Does the end of the world only apply to the continent of America? lol!

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jimmy

2:54 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Gotta give all my compliments to the old man. He managed to have millions of people talking about that. For what I can see he has some kind of power and for what I know he could be the Antichrist.

Who the hell knows!!!

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JL

2:59 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

The man is making false prophecies., I would say that makes him a false prophet. It's unfortunate that he is lumped in with true Bible believing Christians. He doesn't know Greek or Hebrew. The Bible is VERY clear about not knowing the day or hour when Jesus will come back for His church. The tragic thing is that people are putting their animals down and one woman even murdered her toddler out of fear.

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Yazzy

3:09 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

This is the most f****d up thing I have ever heard!!!!! This guy is clearly out of his brains!!!!

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Yazzy

3:10 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

And besides, only God knows when the world will end

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maira

3:18 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

It didn't end it is 6:18pm....lmao

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Peter Davidson

3:24 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Hi all what a load of **** **** try next year but I don't think it will happen then either as the 21/ 12/ 2012 is my wifes birthday and we will be out celebrating, my daughter is also 21 and we waited 12 years for her oh what is it with all these dates.Oh by the way has any body seen 11/11 yet it seems to keep popping up a lot lately. I know the time is near but not quite when as I'm sure a lot of you out there feel the same way.

Peter, from Runcorn, England

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sandy sargent

3:31 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Ok, i have all the comments, i feel the need to interject..
First off the bible folks know what they say, No one knows when the lord will return, The Mayans Got fed up the crap last year of false predictions of their calender.
If any one can that far into their Bible they seriously need to not be hitting the Jimmi Hendrix series Battery operated fur lined water bong...
With that being said Be kind to your neighbors and you'll have Kinder neighbors

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Lily

3:42 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Omg the people that believed all this crap from this old man dont have faith in you god... Only you are the one that knows the day and time you are coming... Please god bless the whole world... Amen

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Jeb

3:43 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Just saw Harold and Elvis sharing a brewski at the corner 7-Eleven! Holy sh$t!

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Luanne

3:43 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Why don't they lock jerks up like this.old fart.make excuses for him because he is old.stupid
Must be a dam gay freak.

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Lily

3:48 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

The old man is the antichrist... I believe in my lord jesus christ not that stupid old man... And to all those people crying cuz the world is going to end we should start being better people and start acting like brothers and sisters not enemies...

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meagan

3:52 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

okay first of all know where in,the bible does,it,say,the world is gonna end,today no,one knoes when it will end and the mark of the beast doesnt mean it will be 666 it could be any number reapeated we dont know when the world will an wont,till it,happens

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Dorothy of Oz

3:53 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I'm still here. F***. Lmao. What a bad joke.

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Dorothy of Oz

3:58 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

And what happens now? A lot of people I know quit their jobs yesterday. How will this man make this up to them? He did this same thing in 1994, so how the heck was he not humiliated the first time? We are to the point that we are believing psychotic people now?? Wow. If you believed this man after his embarrassing stunt in 1994, you really need to reevaluate what people you trust.

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Dorothy of Oz

4:02 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Luanne>> That was an incredibly ignorant statement. I couldn't even understand what you were saying. Get a dictionary.

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Justin Hill

4:36 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

The bible in itself is entirely created by man. Seriously, ALL of you are imbeciles. If God exists, I can guarantee you it has NOTHING to do with what your bible says it is. If there is a God it has instilled free will and INTELLIGENCE in things for the reason of USE. You arrogant sunsabitches really think of ALL the different galaxies this is the only one that has a civilization capable of religion? and you REALLY think it made "us" the most NEEDLESSLY VIOLENT organism on the planet, in its own image? You dumbasses. The end of the world isnt coming through an omnipotent being. Its coming by means of a small star solar system preparing to move through our orbit as it does every 3,000 years, causing a polar shift that entirely changes the planet. Its called SCIENCE, maybe you bible thumping RETARDS should pick up a book about IT instead of your little folktalkes from people who existed BEFORE COMMON SENSE. It tells you the truth of our origins as far as we have been able to track it. Theres no coincidence behind the Mayan calendar ending around the projected time of Niburu's passing. They couldnt read what had happened BEFORE the previous shift because they didnt have the means of taking rock samples andintroducing them to chemical compounds designed to tell the tale on a microscopic level.

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Justin Hill

4:46 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

And they couldnt predict what the planet will be like AFTER the passing because the physiological structure will change so dramatically after the shift LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES. Its not GOD bringing armageddon you idiotic SHEEP... ITS THE UNIVERSE and how Gravitational mathematics and quantum physics WORK.

Jesus was a normal man with an enhanced genetic mutation. People with SIMILAR mutations are ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLANET TODAY. Crawl out from under your rock and do some damn research. What he could do, ANY ONE OF US might evolve enough to do. You people are gullible as hell. I mean seriously, yeah, the whole "protected by a heavenly father" idea is a pretty nice thought, that would make things a hell of a lot simpler indeed. BUT ITS NOT REAL... WAKE UP. fuck.

Luanne

4:37 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Why don't you.its not ignorant its the truth.that Guy is a fruit probably like you. Dorothy

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Justin Hill

4:51 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

According to the trajectory, theres still about a year and a half for you morons to enjoy your families. So have at it.

Stop crying about something thats not even real and focus on whats IMPORTANT.

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Baker

5:44 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Justin I assume you're talking about nibiru or planet x? Scientists are claiming it doesn't exist here is an article you might be interested in http://astrobiology.nasa.gov/ask-an-astrobiologist/intro/nibiru-and-doomsday-2012-questions-and-answers , also posted above with my other comment. I think, and please correct me if I'm wrong, the next NEO to come reasonably close is around 2029 and is not an extremely large object.

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rick

5:45 am on Sunday, May 22, 2011

Justin; you must write for saturday morning cartoons......LOL,, HA HA HA HA HA AH. you poor puppy

Lisa Maiorana

5:13 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

I'm assuming that we're all on the other side by now....and omg, Altadena Patch is too! I'm so excited!

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cock jam

5:57 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Well we are still hear nice one dumb ass beter luck next time

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Marty Wilson

6:00 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

Where is the footage of Camping now? Oh how I want to see him squirm.

There is also Daniel Bennett who should be somewhere off the coast of england now waiting for a flood (who makes this stuff up?) http://danthebirdman.me or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJbxf_wo2Rs for a really good laugh at how stupid one can get.

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zack covington

8:22 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

weres the end of the world i thought we were suposed to die or something oh i might be thinking onother date im not sure

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Reber Cribb III

9:10 pm on Saturday, May 21, 2011

So if you would have been right would the Atlanta Braves have had to play a make up game. How exactly would that work out. I guess they'd only be able to play a make up game if they had put together their survival kit. Anyway, I'm sure you're right. You probably just forgot to carry the 1. HEHE. It's all good. I'm not mad. I do get a little irratated with stuff like this because it makes christians look like a bunch of kooks to nonchristians and it makes it harder to make disciples. Hey, The Braves just brought the game to within 1 on a 3 run homerun. Hmmm.......maybe I am in heaven.

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